What’s Your Favorite Funny Car Model Acronym?

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW
Be My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CADILLAC
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country

Citröen
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Chrysler
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

Daewoo
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

Ferrari
Fragile, Expensive Rides Repel All Reasonable Individuals

FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable

GMC
Got A Mechanic Coming
Great, More Crap
Garage Man’s Companion

GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive

Jaguar
Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
Just A Guess U Are Rich

JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Excessive Problems

Kia
Korean Idiot’s Attempt

MAZDA
Made After Zero Design Analysis

Mercedes
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Stig

Mercedes-Benz
Mechanical Engineers Regret Choices, Especially Designing Expensive Stuff, But Executives Need Zillions

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

Mitsubishi
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

Nissan
Need I Say Something About Nothing

PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Rolls
Regal Opulent Lovely Luxury Sedan

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Volkswagen
Vehicle Owners – Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense

 

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